Following on to my 2010 predictions blog post, I thought I might make some personal predictions for some of my HR Twitter peeps:
@SteveBoese will write one too many late night blog posts and will find himself inside the Squarespace server farm.
After battling a Windows Vista corrupt files issue all during the 2009 holiday break @thehrmaven will declare “if you can’t beat them, join them” and will become a Tech Support supervisor at Microsoft for Windows Vista.
@adowling will suffer a total hashtag breakdown and end up in a hashtag anonymous group where she will find that @TLColson is the group president. Unfortunately both will fall off the wagon and be kicked out when they are discovered whispering to each other during group meetings only in hashtags.
Looking to bring some order and discipline to his employee ranks, Dr. Evil hires @HR_Minion to be his Chief Operating Minion where she quickly convinces him to turn his back on his evil ways.
@beneubanks will evolve to pure energy, simultaneously posting to 40 blogs every day and publishing 12 books.
@billkutik will have to fly down to Fort Myers Florida for a personal intervention when @InFullBloomUS‘s latest blog post hits 100 pages and our brains explode.
The Federal Government will suddenly discover how influential @lisarosendahl really is and appoint her as Blogging Czar. Her first directive will be “Mr. Obama, tear down this firewall!”
@MisterScrubby finally asserts control over @lruettimann, changes her blog name to fakepunkrockhr.com and appoints @bncarvin chief comments moderator.
While dreaming after watching Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs with her twins, @TrishMcFarlane discovers the secret of cloning and will show up at every 2010 HR event and conference.
Do you have some HR Twitter Peep Predictions you want to share? Come on now, you know you do. Please add your predictions in the comments.
Wait, I wonder if this should have been a Google Wave instead. Oh, never mind.
